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A memo being distributed by conservative Georgia and Texas legislators argues that teaching "evolution science" is unconstitutional because the Theory of Evolution originates in an 2000 year-old but newly-rediscovered Jewish conspiracy:

I, like others, have made several attempts to challenge the evolution monopoly in the schools. These attempts have all been in vain for basicall the same reason you and I and all others have encountered. Whether the challenge has come from [School Board] members or Legislators, the Courts have ruled that "creation science" (& "ID") has a religious agenda and thus is in violation of the "Establishment Clause" of the U.S. Constitution. "Evolution science", on the other hand, has been viewed by the Courts as "secular science" with no religious agenda and therefore has been deemed lawful under the Constitution.

All that can now be changed! Indisputable evidence--long hidden but now available to everyone--demonstrates conclusively that so-called "secular evolution science" is the Big-Bang 15-billion-year alternative "creation scenario" of the Pharisee Religion. This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic "holy book" Kabbala dating back at least two millennia. Evidence in the URLs below shows conclusively that "evolution science" has a very specific religious agenda and (as with "creation science") cannot legally be taught in taxpayer supported schools, according to the Constitution.

(all italics & underlines in original).  The URLs referenced in the memo link to an organization called the Fair Education Foundation (FEF), a group devoted to exposing "Copernican and Darwinian Myths."  In addition to promoting the notion that evolution is an ancient but long-unknown Jewish conspiracy, the FEF's website, fixedearth.com, argues that the theory that the earth revolves around the sun is also a lie passed down by Jews.  It is unclear whether the legislators distributing the anti-evolution memo also believe that the earth does not revolve around the sun.

(hat tip: Burnt Orange Report)